Spøkkeled
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Gone Fishing
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Fish in the Tree
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The Utopian Man From Dystopia
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Random Life
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Joikabaktel on Acid
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To kjellernisser på utflukt
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Map to Nowhere
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Evergreen
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Paparazzi
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Hey Ya!
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It’s All Coming Back to Me Now
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Just before dawn, in shapes on the ceiling next to a flying bird, Joan Miró appeared in the skies with a bathing woman
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Wildlife Aquarium Moon
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Zoorealistic Pillow
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HELLO ALL YOU TALENTED DRUG DEALERS OUT THERE!
If you read this,
I live in the Jessheim/Ullensaker region,
in Norway,
just outside Oslo,
and I’m on the look for painkillers,
the good ones,
not the cheap lousy garbage
that does not work
that the stingy doctors give me
(and have to beg like a whore for)
and the non-prescription pharmaceutical drugs,
so I have to use twenty different medicines a day,
with more side effects
than effectiveness,
I eat pills like peanuts
and spend all my disability payment on it,
it’s just to sell,
it’s not to help me,
I have some serious neurological problems
(read my poems),
and my body aches,
alcohol works poorly
and only makes it worse.
As you can see, I like to draw and write poetry,
it’s what makes the day go by,
but it is painful with the problems I have,
getting worse with age.
I’m trapped by it.
And I’m sick of it.
I’m always doom and gloom.
Feeling like shit.
I don’t know of any local drug dealers
in my community,
I’ve been on the look for them
at the local train station,
where the druggies hang out,
but when I approached them for guidance,
they told me to fuck off, lol.
I’m interested in Opioids,
but not Fentanyl or Heroin,
I don’t want to be a junkie.
But I would like to give OxyContin,
Codeine, Morphine and Vicodin
a try, for example.
But only pills, not injections.
Please send me a message
on my blog – Tikkende Trekkopppdager,
if you know any good drug healers.
Thanks in advance,
Øyvind Sand,
Saturday, September 9, 2023.
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Out the Blue (Life’s Misery)
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Sperm Count with André Breton
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Vi flyr på fantasiens fiskepinner
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Sketches of a Rollercoaster Sky on an Anthill Ocean
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It’s a Jungle Out There
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UFO (Unidentified Flower Object)
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Unspesified Flying Object
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Creatures of the Mind
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Left Alone to Shine in the Dark
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TEAM KENNEDY 2024!
He is good at what he does.
A talented human being.
Which means that he is not a profession,
but a genuine person.
A compassionate man.
He is humanly talented,
which, strangely enough,
is the rarest talent of all.
Either you are born with it,
or you don’t have it.
It can’t be learned.
Look at his eyes when he speaks,
they are in the present,
connecting to you,
not looking into his own ego,
or searching for the facts
and the satistics
on the computer.
He is not a scholard
in the theoretical university
of running over you
with lectures
on a one-way street to generality.
He is trying to communicate
on a personal level,
to build bridges
between the people.
Feel his vibes and his aura,
it has heart,
it has soul,
listen to his inner voice,
behind the cracked voice,
it has authenticity.
It can’t be bought,
only embraced
when you stumble across
a person like that.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. for President!
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Travelling Light
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Over the Hills and Far Away
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Back to the Train Hair Roots of Eric Clapton is God
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Fotografisk hukommelse
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The Sun Always Shines on T.V.
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The Beautiful Mind of Vincent van Gogh
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The Entrance
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Spiritual Unfoldment with John Butler
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Blank Page
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The Escapist
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Sergey Rachmaninov
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Optokatisk entranse
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Hårjord
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Tropicália
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El Corazón
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Wheels of Flower
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Brian Wilson Love You
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Just Two Ordinary People Strolling in the Park
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Fotballen er rund
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HATE SPEECH
Stay away from modern women. They are rotten to the core. More and more rockstars does not allow women to come backstage, not even wifes of guys they know, because they don’t want to risk situations where they can be accused of things they haven’t done, and become the eye of a witch-hunt storm in the mainstream media. Just a reminder with the recent staged attack at Russell Brand in mind. Stay away from the sickos, be a misogynist. In 2023, they don’t even know what gender they are. 24/7 clerks. 24/7 conformists. And that’s all. There’s nothing behind it. Stay away from modern men too, be a misandrist. It’s the same lame 24/7 clerk, 24/7 conformist on the assembly line. Stay away from people. In 2023, they are rotten eggs, toxic to the mind. Too late to heal.
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This is for all you ugly lovers out there. All you ugly lovers who are married to a politician.
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Forest for the Trees
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In the Skies
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For the Beautiful Voice of Karen Carpenter
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Partying with the Late Great Harry Nilsson and John Lennon at the Troubadour in L.A. on March 12, 1974
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To all of you people I’ve met in my life and pretended we were friends for five minutes. I named this painting John Doe, after you bunch of people.
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Runeskrift
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Stilleben med øljang og solbitroner
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Sinnsektenes naturperle
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Harve barklind
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Water Music
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Gutta på do
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Into the Great Wide Open
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This beauty is for the talents of Google. They have destroyed the internet and turned it into a faceless, lifeless, artless, cultureless piece of statistical nothing, that can only be compared to how the nazis tried to ruin the art scene in the 1930s by banning what they called degenerate art. Unimaginative idiots!
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Neon Tree Bottles in the Red Wine Forest
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Shapes of Things
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Worms of the Sun
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He’s back!
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Enkle kår for klussegutt
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Spoings of Life
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ELVIS PRESLEY (1935-1977)
We need to rewrite the history of Elvis Presley,
or at least question the official narrative,
because I don’t believe in the story
of the vital king of rock ‘n’ roll
who succumbed to drug addiction
and died a wreck.
His daughter Lisa Marie died at age 54, earlier this year.
His mother Gladys died at age 46.
His father Vernon died at age 62.
Elvis himself died at age 42.
All of them from heart conditions.
All of them relative young.
What if Elvis needed the drugs?
What if he had a heart condition,
undiagnosed,
a weakened heart,
getting weaker every day,
that made him feel tired and exhausted,
and he therefore took the drugs,
because they gave him energy?
What if the drugs didn’t kill him,
but actually gave him borrowed time
as a singer and a performer?
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Group Photo with Paul Klee
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Poor animals stuck in my brain. There’s no way out of that shithole. No entry, no exit. They will die with me. 🙁
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Serial Waffle Killer
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Behind the Scenes
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Lake Mooncloud
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Hiding in the Vegetation
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Flying Sources
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Plain White Foreground
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Close Your Eyes
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Standing at the Crossroads
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Apology of Platonism
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In the Palm of Your World
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Depth of Depravity
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Herdet nese
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Let’s Dance with David Bowie
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Color Machine Music
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A Vegetarian Tiger Running on an Ice Cream Savanna of Sun-Pickled Cucumber Fish Degrees
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The Beautiful Ones
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Dream On
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Drug Music
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Colorgasm
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Number of the Beast
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Colgate Snake Bite
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999
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444
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333
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000
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222
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777
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666
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1111
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888
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555
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ALL YOU CHILD KILLERS OUT THERE!
Netanyahu is not Israel.
Hamas is not the State of Palestine.
There is no attack on Israel,
there is no counterattack on Palestine.
It’s two people,
two psychopaths,
two murderers;
Ismail Haniyeh and Benjamin Netanyahu,
in charge of two different political regimes,
attacking each other,
at the expense
of the civilians.
15 million people.
Joe Biden is not America.
Vladimir Putin is not Russia.
Volodymyr Zelenskyj is not Ukraine.
Jonas Gahr Støre is not Norway.
They are nothing special.
They make decisions on behalf of themselves.
They are responsible for their own actions.
If you support a political regime,
who use the civilians as a shield to protect themselves,
if you support violence and brutality,
at the expense of innocent people being killed
and injured,
then I suggest for you to prove that you
are not a coward,
and go down there and stand in the rain of the bombs exploding
around you,
and if you survive it,
if you still have a leg to stand on,
you can help the children who survived the attack,
but lost their legs and arms
on a killing spree,
in which you are complicit,
for the sorrow and the tears,
the pain and the misery,
in which you are guilty – you child rapist!
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Against the Wind
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Sunclown
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Scary monster appearing out of the clear blue sky from inner space
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♪ “This land is your land, and this land is my land
From the walls of Asgard to the walls of China
From the globus ocean to the flat earth forest
This land I made for you and me” ♪
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Heavy Load karpaknevi!
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Scenes from The Olde Kindergarten Pub
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In Falsetto with the Bee Gees
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Christmas Easter Tree Decorated in Paint 3D
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In the Forest Window Search of the Scroll Lock Pure Angel Keyboard Heroin (The Dot Com Needle and the Palm Trees Gone)
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LSD for Kids
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Øyvind Sandwich
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Exotic Brain Cloud Knuckles
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The Glory of Love
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Scrapyard Colors in the Night
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I Dreamed of William Shakespeare
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Utmerket kunst
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Puzzled
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DEDICATION
I dedicate this
retarded painting
to Helsedirektoratet
and Folkehelseinstituttet
and Kreftforeningen,
who spent billions
of taxpayers’ money
and charity money
through the 2010s,
on a 24/7 health hysterical
fear mongering
propaganda machine campaign
in the mainstream media,
to improve your life?
No,
to take your life away,
to make you feel ashamed of yourself,
to bully you,
if you don’t live by the religious book of science,
while the sickly I had to live
in the basement
of my mother’s house
to survive
the cancellation
of my social support in kroner og øre,
while watching
one athlete
after the other
die
a mysterious ‘Sudden Death’.
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Braindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Nose
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Turn of the Peptide
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Barbie Wings of Still Life Desire Strung Out on Pure Silk Death Euphoria
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Open Sea Buildings Through the Barbed Wire Fence on a Stoned Age Wildflower Drug-Induced Jesus Christ House Mouse Comatose
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Strawberry House Cleaning on a Naked Sea Spring Mountain Harbour and How High the Bird Colored Moon or Sun Wired Fish Fins of True Love Insomnia in April Versus August with Tired January City Lionheart Eyes
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Planet Earth
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Døyvind
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The End of Dorphins
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The Future (As We Knew It)
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Peter Green Forever Blue Guitar
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Strange Days with Jim Morrison
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Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
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Yes, I Have Monsters!
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13
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Bone Structure (Color TV)
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The Flower Elephant Power and the Ocean Wave Sun Machine Harvesting in Full Bloom a Greenfield Soccer Team 0-0 Film Score Against the Potato Chips Diaries
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Broken English Flora
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In the Moment (of hearing violinist Gidon Kremer playing Piazzolla’s Oblivion)
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Surfing for Drugs
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The Good Drugs
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Åndspåleggelse
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Måddebøkk
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Moondance with Madame George and Van the Woman
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Ladies and Gentlemen We Are flourishing in Space
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One-Armed Flower Foot
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Animals Kissing in the Sunset (I’m not an expert so I’m not sure what kind of animal)
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A Bouquet of Colors (I Love it)
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My abyss when I try to justify my own artistic existence after looking at art by Håkon Bleken.
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Social Media
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The Dystopian Man From Utopia
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Two UFOs Stuck in the Rainbow
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Heartworms of the Night
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Fireplace
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Der Blaue Reiter
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Brum
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Brum-brum
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Brum-brum-vrum
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Vircherliche I
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Vircherliche II
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Glow
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Our Achievements
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Angry with The Rolling Stones
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“Color and I are one. I am a painter.”
– Paul Klee, 1914
“Color and I are one. I am not a painter.”
– Øyvind Sand, 2023
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Back to the Light
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Back to the Night
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Color Porn
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Warm Facts
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Barclay James Harvest Through the Eyes of Time Honoured Ghosts
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Now and Then
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Walk of Life
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Shooting Peanut Woods
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Colorized Frustration
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Headphone Banana Tension
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This is for all the beautiful colors of my dedicated fans out there. The millions of admirerers of my works. Without you I am nothing!
