Duggsuget sergoliff
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Gagakkel hefresn
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I’m the Greatest
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Rare Fish Alert
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Kikkestylt over tinningens åker
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Stoddelwokk
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Lagradiniel
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Adventurous Music
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Welardfs
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Life Is Tragic, Death Is Magic
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Rekekkle kre
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Skyggespann
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Ptro! på ørkenbåtens præriehav
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Øyesmell i vinflaskens tempelflokk
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Kjempesmå elefantmaur
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The Spasm of Pissa5to del Pf4orioh
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My paintings are quite beautiful, if I dare say so. At least some of them. It surprises me. It comes from my spirit, not of flesh and blood. But my thoughts are of this world. Things are not looking so good for them.
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Flesh + Blood
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Skeleton in the Closet
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Birth of the Macaroni Light Bulb Egg
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SAD TIMES IN HISTORY
Captain Beefheart’s old guitarist said
in an interview
that if Captain Beefheart
came on the music scene today,
there would not have been a scene for him to enter on.
It would never have happened.
He was so original and imaginative
in his every being,
and he don’t think that neither modern musicians
nor the music industry
or music journalists
or any sort of audience would have come along
to support him or even tolerated him
and his eccentricities at all.
He is aware of that in some ways his popularity
is more widespread now than in the 1970s,
due to the internet and because the music geeks
have him on a distance,
his ways of being a free spirit belongs
to a different time,
and he don’t think that anyone today
would have had the open mind to deal
with a 1969 the artistic genius
of Captain Beefheart
who created “Trout Mask Replica”,
in real time,
because the neo-conformism
is so all-consuming,
and Beefheart was a true weirdo
in the most original sense of the word.
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I Love You, You Big Dummy
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Normalized Music
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Om
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Uhm
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Hrmf
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A GOOD EGG
What I like about Gandhi
is that he was all about being a person.
A genuine person.
In my youth,
sitting around with mates
we were just people
enjoying each others company.
Later in life,
you are sitting around with a banker,
a doctor, an economist,
a loser, a winner.
People aren’t people anymore.
And you lose touch.
On Wikipedia,
Gandhi was an Indian lawyer,
anti-colonial nationalist,
and political ethicist.
They put all these labels on you.
And gives you an award for them.
But I like Gandhi
because he was like a little boy
who wanted to be your friend.
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Run for Your Life
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JUST SO YOU KNOW
Since western culture as we knew it and loved it and rocked and rolled it is dead and gone, and what’s left (LMFAO) no longer represent me and what I stand for (apart from the fact that I have to live somewhere, and don’t have the money or strength to establish myself on another planet), and that people in general have turned into the type of stiff upper lip conformists and narrowminded scumbags who was once one of the few, I support the proud old culture of Mother Russia and whatever they need to do to preserve it, if the west or NATO threatens them in any way.
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Norwenglish Mindscape
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For Your Eyes Only
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The PSYOP
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Good Luck!
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What are modern musicians spending their time on?
It takes them three years to make an album
with 12 songs.
It takes from ten minutes to two hours
to write a song.
It takes three weeks to record an album.
In the summer,
they do the lucrative festival live shows.
That’s how it’s been for the last twenty-five years.
As a music enthusiast,
I have to be satisfied with a record
that sounds like a good hobby record.
Hobby music, hobby rock and hobby pop.
Hobby artists.
That’s why I listen to old music more than new music.
I like artists who live their art.
If you want to make money,
become a businessman.
If you want to live healthy,
become an athlete.
If you want to raise a family,
get a 9-5 job.
Do what you do or leave it alone.
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The Innocence of It All
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MY BEAUTY (MELODY: MY BONNIE)
♪ My beauty lies over the ocean
My beauty lies over the sea
Well, my beauty lies over the ocean
Yeah, bring back my beauty to me
Yeah, bring back, ah, bring back
Oh, bring back my beauty to me, to me
Ah, bring, oh, bring back, ah, bring back
Oh, bring back my beauty to me
Well, my beauty lies over the ocean
My beauty lies over the sea
Yeah, my beauty lies over the ocean
Oh, I said bring back my beauty to me
Yeah, bring back, ah, bring back
Oh, bring back my beauty to me, to me
Oh, bring back, ah, bring back
Oh, bring back my beauty to me ♪
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Dark Magus
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The Fountain of Youth
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The Bottomless Pit
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Schizophrenic Ghost
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The Womanizer
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Vobbelidoop
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Unimaginative Idiot
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The Anal Grapefruit Disaster
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Skiing the Kiddie Porn Harmonica
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Saturday Night Monkeypox Fever
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Grr!
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Argh!
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Something Decayed but Once Alive Touched by the Miracle Hands of a Scholar
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Professional Wisdom (The universe as seen from the university)
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Neither Fish Nor Fowl
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Aspargus the Hitler China Virus Syndrome
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Psychotic By Numbers
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Dust Sucked the Town Dry
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Wrestling with Donald J. Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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Gay Hearing Aid Erotica
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Don’t Eat the Brown Scat Fetish Banana
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The Golden Days of Dick and his Cock
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Ghost Stories
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Mashed Vaginal Potato Cramps
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High Five Fisting an Open Wound
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Roasted Martial Peanut Farts
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The Überkvad of Shock Rock
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Dino – “The King of Cool”
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A bygone era: A tribute to the 20th Century America. Back when they had the greatest singers in the world.
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Hard Lessons
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Unfinished Business
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Fighting Bruce Lee with Kung Fu Paint Brush
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Everything Lasts Forever
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A flock of birds flying at the bottom of the sea
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THE SLUM (INSIDE)
“If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself.”
– Unknown
The science religious people
in our time,
are trying hard to smear
and tear down the statue
of Mother Teresa
as the greatest humanitarian
in the history of mankind.
They can’t accept that she was a Christian,
that she believed in GOD,
when the true modern science religious humanitarian
prefer to hail Satan.
– “I AM GOD!”, the science religious humanitarian says,
– “and I will hurt you if you don’t live by my book!”
Mother Teresa had empathy
for the sick and the old and the poor.
She wanted to help them.
And the science religious humanitarian
hates her for it,
they cannot defend that
by the book of science,
because they need the sick and the old and the poor
to try out their experimental vaccines on.
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Q&A
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Tapeworms at Anus Beach
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Bubbling Under
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Army Corpse Bride of Necro Police
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Spaghetti the Incestuous Spinach
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Dong Klerrard the Oedipus Complex of Santa Satan
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Steffenschniltz by Boiled Asexual Egg Rape
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THE NO NO SONG
“If you clean up a city, you kill it.”
– Charles Bukowski
In the 20th century,
everybody loved America.
The jazz and the blues and the rock’n’roll.
We all wanted a piece of that cake.
It was so sweet.
In the 21st century,
everybody is afraid of America,
because they killed their own culture,
and now they want to take down yours.
Don’t say this and don’t say that,
don’t do this and don’t do that,
let’s ban this and censor that,
cancel this and cancel that.
Yes we can!
All in the name of making the world a better place for all, lol.
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A Trans Fish Person Chirping
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Dondra Killik at the Ancient Empire of Loli Crocodile Cunny
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The Paranormies
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Uniform of Mediocrity
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Trammedutus
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The Tooth Fighter
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Brainbow
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Close Encounter
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SPOT THE TALENT
I googled the Covid vaccine in Norway, and found a published list of about 40 Norwegian doctors who have signed a declaration in 2021 that the vaccines are unethical and dangerous. I was surprised when I saw the name Christian Coucheron, a general practitioner at the medical center Volvat in Oslo. It pleased me. He is the only doctor I have ever had, to whom I have written a tribute in the poem Volvat Majorstuen. You can find it on Tikkende Trekkoppdager by pressing the link/chapter Fine Dikt.
It is not a great work of art, but contains a heartfelt experience of what it was like to come to a great doctor. Everyone before and after him has been mediocrity on the assembly line. I am put off by how many bad Norwegian doctors there are, and how bad they are. And there is nothing you can do about it. In Norway, as everywhere else, you get what you pay for, and the medical center he works at is for people who can afford it.
I had Christian Coucheron as my GP for a time in 2016, even though I couldn’t afford it. I managed it with some support from family members. It was a revelation, like hearing Elvis Presley sing, and you recognize an innate talent for what they do. I love it. You feel embraced. Taken care of.
I’m glad I found this list of doctors who oppose the vaccine, and with his name on it. This is the cream of the crop of doctors in Norway.
I decided to make a plinth of him after reading this. Not because it’s something he should be proud of, I’m not an artist, but because I’m proud to recognize a genuine medical talent. You can find him on X/Twitter and on Facebook. An opinionated guy. A genuine person. An Elvis of doctors.
P.S. I wish this would be the last time I need to type the word doctor. I’m sick of it.
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The Scream
