Møffeltranf
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Kinkelknegg
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Tough guys in the wind
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Hebæddeding
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Tough guys in the clouds
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Spettbråkkert
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Tough guys in the night
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Stikkelbebb
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Tough Guy
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Homage to the flies I have befriended
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Homage to the mice I have befriended
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Tough guys in the Christmas spirit
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Vongelfongel I
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Vongelfongel II
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Realities
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Inside Out There
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Wederdinkten
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Skonkelvåkt
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Tough guys in color
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Jambelschnitz of the Gangster Vøttuskjønners
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Rock Around the Clock
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Tough guys in the sea
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask Woody Allen)
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Leksenkalk
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Tough guys in cold blood
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The Magnificent Orson Welles
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Volkenkleivert
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Native America for President!
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Denveggenstolp
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Roman Polanski in Our Hearts
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Snibbelvink
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Delvaktenklubber
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I go out, and everything is dead. Dead faces, dead eyes, it makes me feel dead, the walking dead. I go home and put on a movie by Federico Fellini, and everything is vibrantly alive.
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Huddelsnørf
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Hmm
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Broccoli Billy’s Vegetable Circus
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Charlie Chaplin at Heart
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Voffelvaff
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Tough Guys
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Homage to the highly sensual and beautifully seductive and playfully erotic and free spirited women of the 1960s and the 70s and the 80s.
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Damokkelbaert
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Fundcrowding
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Poor Art for Rich People
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Man with the Moon
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Spinkeltipp
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Hokåkkeldøkk
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Hipsterknabb
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Anna Karina and Jean-Luc Godard on the Pøddelbyks of a French New Wave
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Gopsterknibb
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A Desert Island of the Mind
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Variety Lights
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For the Beautiful People Who Are Old at Heart
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Spaknodreyt
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
If you are well informed,
then you know that 2025 comes
with a brand new global fear mongering campaign.
Not tobacco or climate or viruses this time.
Nope,
it’s alcohol.
It’s been in the works for years.
It’s the next step in their 2030 agenda.
It’s gonna be much like the tobacco demonization,
where alcohol will be blamed for everything
from cancer to heart attacks, etc. etc.
including a ‘save the children’ template
as a happy outcome for a better world
without it.
What are Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. gonna do about it?
I don’t think they’re going to do anything.
They are both outspoken teetotalers.
The timing is perfect.
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Homage to the Beauty of Cancer (The Killjoy Eliminator Number One)
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The party pooper who got rectal cancer from ruining the fun for others.
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THE ART OF DYING A GOOD DEATH
I salute the young and healthy people
who died peacefully unaware
of sickness and death
from an overdose of drugs.
Jim Morrison. Jimi Hendrix. Janis Joplin.
You are the lucky ones
who don’t have to grow old
with cancer in the brain
and in the ass and disabled
and overwhelmed
by pain and fear
after strokes and heart attacks,
and every day is like a hundred years in hell.
Instead, you were blessed
with a painless death as a young person,
leaving behind a life’s work
that does not age.
You didn’t die too young.
You died enviably,
death came and took you
without letting you suffer,
without compromising your will to live
and becoming a living dead,
afraid of death afraid of life.
You are the privileged,
exempt from facing the fateful day
in your old age
when your life
comes crashing down
in a hospital bed,
wishing you were dead already.
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Dedaddelklimpt
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The Colossus of Sergio Leone
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A PLEA
Please stop the science idiocy!
As an adult,
you know that excess increases the chance of poor health,
and that everything is best in moderation.
It’s not rocket science. It’s common sense.
Science has crossed the line
and has become dangerous to both mental
and physical health.
It has become extremism.
All of you science-obsessed people,
please seek help for your problem.
I don’t know where,
since it also applies to doctors and psychologists,
but please.. try to think for yourself!
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Nerfangelspytzel
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THE HATRED OF THE WORLD
Humanity is driven by hatred
for their parents.
It begins in youth
with pubertal riots in the home,
and it never ends.
It only gets worse with age,
and when they are middle-aged
with power in society,
it takes off,
obsessed with destroying everything
their parents stood for
by dismantling their ideologies.
Nothing escapes their wrath.
No one wants to be like their parents,
and so they become their parents.
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Våddelklumpt
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TAKE NOTE
I write,
knock on wood,
what I see.
If you find something I write offensive,
it’s got nothing to do with me.
I’m just the messenger.
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CHOICES
If you write a piece of poetry
straight from the gut
with no poetry in it,
no sugar, no clouds,
no one’s gonna read it.
The people who abandon you,
are the same people
who sit and whine about how
no one listen to what they say
and how no one takes them seriously
for who they really are,
which is the same people
who go to a concert
with their favorite pop rock artist
dressed up like a clown
with fake teeth
and a tupé,
singing a smash hit pop song cliché
to their applause.
As a popular artist,
you filled up the stadium
with 50.000 people,
but they didn’t come there
to listen to YOU,
and you know it.
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Boppelsædness
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LOOK UP
Congratulations Ringo Starr. At the age of 84, he has made his best solo album by far with the country-tinged “Look Up” (2025). I didn’t see it coming. As the drummer in The Beatles and with a Ringo-sung number on every studio album, it has been a challenge to fill up the solo albums with only artistic masterpieces, or all killers and no fillers, as they say. But as a Beatles fan since I was a kid, I have followed his music career since the 1970s and bought every new record he has released. I can admit that at times it has been a bit like “oh no, not another Ringo album”, lol, and I have also been surprised by his increasing productivity over the years. In the 80s, many thought that his music career was over. It seemed that way.
Surprisingly, he released two studio albums in the 90s, and again most people thought that it was over, since they flopped commercially. When he released records again in the 2000s, they were often greeted with “if this is his last record, it’s a good end to his music career”. But they kept coming. One after the other. As with people, you have ups and downs with artists. I have Ringo records in my collection that I’ve barely listened to. I bought them because it was Beatle Ringo. And some have been so repetitively samey that I’ve thought to myself that I wouldn’t mind if he retired as a musician. The well has run dry.
But fortunately he didn’t listen to me. It’s Thursday, January 16, 2025, and his new CD has been delivered to my mailbox. I’ve played it twice in a row. I’ve never done that with a Ringo album. And I want to play it again. It’s so sonically beautiful, produced by T Bone Burnett, who is a kind of roots connoisseur. There is 100% chemistry between Ringo’s distinctive voice and the delicate production with intimate steel guitars and country music twang. Ringo is no Sinatra, and an entire album of Ringo-sung songs can be a challenge. But not on “Look Up”. The focus is on the emotions in his cracked voice and it is beautifully played and sung with duet partners from start to finish. My favorite track: “Time On My Hands”. It is so movingly sung and performed. It is his first album that sounds somehow effortless. A masterpiece for what it is.
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Spietzelsnabb
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOU?
Let’s say you’re afraid of dying in a car accident, so you walk instead of driving, which means you won’t die in a car accident. Instead, something else will kill you. Something along the path you choose to walk instead of drive will one day take you to your grave.
If you could choose how you would die, what would be your favorite future death?
Let’s say you’re afraid of dying from smoking. So you don’t smoke. Instead, you choose to exercise and stay fit. That means you won’t die from smoking-related diseases. There will be other doors that you’ve chosen to open in your life that will kill you.
If you live a healthy life, without cigarettes and alcohol, what do you think your death will be like?
Let’s say you’re afraid of dying. So you’ll never commit suicide. You choose to live, and in a moment of euphoric lust for life, you go to the city to celebrate the joy of life and are accidentally shot and killed by a robber.
Is it better to die by someone else’s hand than by your own?
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″Find what you love and let it kill you.″
– Charles Bukowski
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Lyserient
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Bluddelidu
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The Somac Man
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Wonderbümt
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Homage to the clerks and the conformists who like punk rock and heavy metal as an escape from their true selves.
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Gangøppelstein
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″Just as we take the train to go to Tarascon or Rouen, we take death to go to a star.″
– Vincent van Gogh
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The Art of Doodle
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Just Another Birdie Num-Num
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I’m left-handed but I painted this picture with my right hand, and it looks pretty much like the paintings I make with my left hand. That’s how simplistic my poor art is, lol. Even if you are right-handed like most people, you can still paint as well as I can with your left hand.
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Gappelstadt
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Vomdelmeis
