Entendelblom
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Beppelbapp
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Hilmellenlell
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Fermellenplamp
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Gnåtselkupps
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Kebebelplankt
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Plupsiperforert
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Binglobærerne
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Hoekkelpikt
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False Start
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Da Capo
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Four Sail
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Out Here
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I Love Arthur Lee
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Forever Changes
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The Genius of Øyvind Sand
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Vasklepanikkel
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Volcandada
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Økkelbribb
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Rafletgupd
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Seltrimhvær
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″WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?″ – ARTHUR LEE
I watched the news.
It amazed me how cruel
the leaders of the world can be.
I checked out the charts.
The popular music of the day.
The people’s choice – The normies of the world.
Again I was amazed.
It’s plastic, it’s fake,
it’s heartless, soulless,
and 100% in tune with the leaders they vote for.
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Another homage to the beauty of cancer. It kills more assholes than anything else.
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Just a tip: Be wary if your vet is too eager to euthanize your pet. Some of them get off on it. They have chosen a profession where they can legitimately kill every day. They hide behind a professional mask of empathy to spare the animal suffering.
A question: Would you rather be euthanized than die of natural causes?
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JUST AN OBSERVATION IN THE YEAR 2025
There are a lot of technically gifted young musicians now. Maybe more than in decades. For years, everything was about computer music. But they are not particularly creative. They play what they have to play with precision. Is it because they lack imagination or is there something in the culture that holds them back from using it?
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Homage to the serious side of Peter Sellers. I like you Peter. I hope it doesn’t make you turn in your grave.
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FRIDAY 14 FEBRUARY 2025
I have to congratulate RFK, Jr. on going from conspiracy theorist to health secretary in a few months. This is what I love about America. Anywhere else in the world it would have taken three hundred years. I don’t think he’s going to do much that I like, I want everyone to smoke and drink. People are only funny when they’re drunk. Sober people are clerks and conformists. I hate them. But that’s okay. I have a slightly different worldview than the normies.
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“The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it’s indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it’s indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it’s indifference.”
– Elie Wiesel (1928-2016)
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THE LIFE OF A HUMAN BEING
17 years old: I wanna PARTYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
45 years old: I regret my youth. I am much wiser now.
75 years old: I have terminal cancer. I regret every cigarette I smoked, I regret every glass of alcohol I drank, I regret partying in the city due to the pollution, I regret the processed food I ate, I regret all the fun I had, it wasn’t a healthy lifestyle. I regret my life. It lead me straight to death.
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Pidikkledeatf
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Red Silver Waffle Moon
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Madadayo
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SOCIAL GENIUSES
How come they always hire the bottom of the barrel of women as health secretaries in medical clinics?
I ask for a doctor’s appointment. And all hell breaks loose in a soap opera of rudeness. I try to help them by calming the situation down. But I’m not a psychiatrist, I’m a patient, so I’m no expert. They traumatize you for asking what time it is. I can’t help thinking about their poor children when they ask them something. Wouldn’t it be better to hire such social geniuses to sort syringes or something like that, and not to treat sick people in pain and distress. It’s unintentionally comical.
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Glupperten
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You have to love a normie and their morals. They don’t mind if you go to a foreign country to kill a few thousands, but if you talk bad about foreigners, then you’re a racist and they’ll censor and ban and cancel you.
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THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
Alex Jones posing with Tucker Carlson and Tucker Carlson posing with Donald Trump and Donald Trump posing with Robert F. Kennedy, jr. and Robert F. Kennedy, jr. posing with Russell Brand and Russell Brand posing with Joe Rogan and Joe Rogan posing with Elon Musk, and none of them are posing with David Icke – who speaks the truth and is punished for it, and Dr. Robert W. Malone (who warned about mRNA vaccines during the Covid pandemic) has declared three days after the inauguration of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as Secretary of Health and Human Services: “Trump Admin Holding High-Level Discussions of Bird Flu mRNA Vaccine Push.”
God I hate these people! They can’t do anything that you can hold in your hand and say they made this for you and that it’s beautiful. All they can do is poison the whole world with talk.
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HOMAGE TO THE BEST OF US
Fuck Ted Bundy and fuck Joe Biden, fuck Charles Manson and fuck George Bush, fuck Jeffrey Dahmer and fuck Donald Trump, fuck Al-Qaeda and fuck the United Nations, fuck Adolfo Constanzo and fuck Barack Obama, fuck Anders Behring Breivik and fuck NATO, fuck Benjamin Netanyahu and fuck Adolf Hitler, fuck Idi Amin and fuck Hamas, fuck Vladimir Putin and fuck Volodymyr Zelenskyj, fuck the World Economic Forum and fuck the BTK Killer, fuck the World Health Organisation and fuck John Wayne Gacy, fuck Keir Starmer and fuck Richard Ramirez, fuck the Zodiac Killer and fuck Bill Gates, fuck Al Gore and fuck David Berkowitz, fuck Hizbollah and fuck Bill Clinton, fuck the EU and fuck Edmund Kemper, fuck Pedro López and fuck Anthony Fauci, fuck Jim Jones and fuck the governments. Fuck you. You sick fucks!
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Homage to my spiritual friend Vincent van Gogh. He is such a beautiful gift to this world.
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A Day in the Life (of Krabatismø)
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Spøkkelpengdadudel
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FOREVER OLD
I don’t think about my age very often.
It’s mostly when I see someone my own age
in the newspaper or on TV
or when I’m in a gathering of people
in their fifties or sixties, and I think holy shit!
is this how I look now? Is this how I appear?
At my age, most people have lost their youthfulness.
They have exchanged their open universe
for a closed office.
They have become square-shaped
both in their minds and, strangely enough, physically.
They have become an office with a desk
and a portable computer and the laws of the land
on the bookshelf.
The surreal element
is that I see these middle-aged people
in the same way I did when I was young.
The clerics and the conformists
are no longer forty years older than me,
we are the same age,
but I still don’t identify with them.
Not because I feel young
or identify with the young.
I don’t.
But we still live in different worlds
on the same planet.
And that’s just as well, I think.
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What doesn’t bill you, makes you richer
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Egg and Francis Bacon Sandwich
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One of the saddest thoughts of my life: The 1960s will never come back, it can never happen again. I’ve known it since I was 10, but it still bothers me. But as a blooming phenomenon, it will survive our time and be remembered. That’s good!
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Let’s give love to Håkon Bleken (1929-2025). Not only was he a great painter but also a beautiful person and a human masterpiece in his own right. He will not be forgotten.
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Hübelschnips
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In honor of Sir Vidkun Quisling (1887–1945).
A Norwegian as good as anyone
who stands like an octopus with their legs
in every harbor
waiting to go with the flow.
I don’t like him any less
than all the other Norwegian psychopaths
I’m surrounded by in daily life.
I dedicate this dedication
to the satanic Norwegian black metal scene
that emerged in the 1980s and 90s,
for reasons invisible to a tourist.
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Knøgleskump
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HOPE FOR THE FUTURE
My own generation
and the entire rock’n’roll
youth culture
between the 1950s and 1990s
has aged poorly.
Everyone was better before.
It gives me hope
that the boring youth of today
can age well
and in thirty years
the world will see
a new heyday
of the wild west
hippie cowboy again,
fronted by the old for once,
and not the young.
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Cardibabelsea
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MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
President Donald Trump,
who, to the delight of Benjamin Netanyahu,
shows AI-generated videos
of a bombed-out Gaza Strip
futuristically
taken over by Trump
and Elon Musk
and rebuilt as a paradise for billionaires.
So why don’t they renovate
some of the old concentration camps
in the same vein,
to the delight of Netanyahu?
Make Auschwitz Great Again.
The SpaceX Auschwitz-Birkenau Headquarters.
It’s a project for Elon Musk.
The barracks could be converted
into luxury Trump motels.
Make Auschwitz Healthy Again.
It’s a project for RFK, Jr.
A concentration holiday camp
for the whole family.
It’s a gas!
Bergen-Belsen. Buchenwald. Dachau.
Mauthausen. Ravensbrück. Sachsenhausen.
The possibilities are open,
not enclosed like they were in the old days.
Aim for your target audience.
