Danseldinkt
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Sinkelvaff
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Beppenhilm
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Hegokkelknarb
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Klumpfenklampf
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Pletterfinkt
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Kraftusfantitus
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Frozen Moments
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Apple Wind in the Mouth of the Hair
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Adventure for the Color Blind
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Spitzelknabb
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Cloud Eater
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Lagårkenpinkt
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Floatenklabb
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Brave New World
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Kloggelkvams of Love
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State of Mind
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Face Another Day
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Hoppladium
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Stürtelknipp
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Bándenplypps
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Bippelbapp
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Hibbeldink Forever
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Ship of Colors
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Bitten by the Tail of the Sea
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The King of Art
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Memories of Plummenplomf
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A Cellarful of Dance
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Tools
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The Ghost of Sniggleplimpton
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Different worlds on the same planet colliding
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Death Mask for Dummies
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Simple Reason
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Badøttenskalp for Everyone
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Spring Fever
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Immerbilk
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Viddelwass
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Fold-down Monolith from a Stereolith
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Blue Velvet Nose Patrol
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Out Here in an Inner UFO
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Kind Little Devils Playing with Color
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Glove in Hand
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Let’s give love to David Lynch (1946-2025): His body of earth is gone but his body of work lives on.
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The Gold Experience
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Coming In for Landing
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The Dilemma
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Dultepu at Noon
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Dultepu at Midnight
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Down in the Kolmillenkalf/Up from the Skumfeltrakt
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Product Placement
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Gallery of People
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The Adventures of My Algorithms on WordPress
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The Tropical Side of the Moon
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The Ghost of Mickey’s Mouse
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Pictures at an Exhibition
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Under the Microscope
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Shock and Horror
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Why do people who suck have so much self-confidence?
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Bemuddled
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Mark Rothko Revisited
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The World of Roth Marko
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Perellenpilpt
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State of Confusion
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Chair Up
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Vadandergemplukk
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DavidIckeDotCom is a bit of a hornet’s nest in my head now that his sons Gareth and Jaymie are actively contributing to the content with their youthfulness, it’s disturbing but still good to read. Never have we been presented more clearly the evil truth that goes on behind the mask of being human.
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MULTICULTURE
Multiculture wasn’t my idea,
but you want to get along.
Half of the inhabitants
anywhere in the world
are assholes, I think.
It’s human to be an asshole.
Too many Norwegian assholes
keep me from becoming
too nationalistic.
Of immigrants,
maybe half will be assholes
while the other half
will be nicer than the good
old Norwegian asshole.
Then I prefer them,
just like I prefer a dog
as my friend
to an asshole.
As for me,
you can replace Norwegians
with elephants.
Animals are more beautiful
than people.
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Green Grows the Color Blue
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In the Triddellitees of the Landscapegoat
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Almost Present
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Footlights
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Bøklebøks
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Pidøkkeled
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Hupseldupsel
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Hallotenjonk
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The Filthiest Pink Flamingos In Bad Taste
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Crooked Love
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Color Babble
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Divine Hairspray
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No Comment
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On the Beach
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Knuptenknapt
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Våkselplumpt
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Cheeeeese with John Cleese
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Selfie Portrait
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ANDY WARHOL
I notice a tendency
to demonize Andy Warhol
in public.
People who try to make him look
like a cynical person
who turned innocent youth
into drug addicts.
I think this must be a view
sponsored by the WHO
and the UN
and the EU, lol.
Because he didn’t.
Andy Warhol
embraced drug addicts
and deviants
and weirdos
and turned them into superstars.
No one had done that before.
Andy Warhol is a hero.
He was a great man.
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Homage to the Wonderful Pet Sounds of Brian Wilson (1942-2025). That’s Why God Made the Beach Boys.
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Yawaddelgokkel
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Another Day
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Pling Plong
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TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION
The Norwegian Directorate
of Health
has published
a statement
that they think
the opposition
to ultra-processed food
is hysteria.
Yes,
the killer doctors
who were on the front page
of the news
24/7
for two years
trying to scare
the Norwegian people
into taking
the clot shot
think that RFK, Jr.’s project
is excessive.
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Sounds of a Mindscape
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Soundscape for the Eyes
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Varafellstubb
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The Story of Pimon & Artfunkel
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Particles of Art
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One of Those Days
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Jababbelsvupp-svupp
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Froggelmustus
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Homage to Van Morrison’s Admirable Sense of Wonder
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Widünderworld at the Peter of Gabriel by the Phil for a Collins
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Heydinktel
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Begoated
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Gumleknibber
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Fruduktenblomel
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Another homage to the comic wonders of cancer: Seeing the expressions on the faces of health experts when they get cancer themselves.
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Retrospekkel
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The Next Day Mr. Nektutlium Won the Great Avalitatian Prospekkelen
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THE AGE OF THE ASSHOLE (REVISITED)
If you wonder where the future is going,
go out into the streets
and look at the stupid, empty,
asshole faces everywhere.
Now I know how my grandfather felt
when the generation of Nazi idiots
took over the culture.
We are in the age of the asshole again.
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Call for a new 1960s!
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Jolly Depression
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Depressed Fun
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Sushicide
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Hanging Around
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Christmas in July
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Dressed in Black
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Gårkenknurb
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Rest in peace, love and understanding, the great generational writer Ingvar Ambjørnsen (1956-2025). He documented a Norway in the 1970s, 80s and 90s that no longer exists.
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Niebelditchlung for Six
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ARTSY FARTSY
I quickly looked through some of the paintings I’ve done, page up and page down on my blog, and it was just a chaos of shapes and colors, lol. It was tempting to erase it all. It looked desperate. And it probably is.
It has a kind of therapeutic effect on me to sit and mix shapes and colors, so I don’t think it was a waste of time. It’s not like I have anything better to do, lol. It’s just a hobby. But once the “artwork” is done, it no longer has any value.
